Some people can express themselves artistically with food. Not me.
I've got bad food fashion sense. We used to do a dinner ring, that is, a
rotating weekly sunday dinner at different friends' houses. Anyhow,
when it was our turn in the dinnerring, we generally had to use a
cookbook. Occasionally, even with the help of recipes, we still ended up with days like the
florescent dinner day. I know, because I kept a log.
"Kung fu movies
are not real kung fu the
same way that hotdogs are not real dogs" -- Master Hsu